Worst airplane seatmate

When I was waiting in the airport to fly home the other day, I couldn't help but notice the others waiting to board and wonder who would end up in my row or, worse yet, right next to me. There were a bunch of little kids so of course, that's less than ideal. I saw a woman with a cat and hoped she wasn't in my row. Of course, as is typical of my luck, I got stuck with the cat woman. But, it ended up being totally fine. The cat stayed in its carrier and got put under the seat so, besides some angry cat noises, it was not a problem at all. But then today I read this article about a man who ended up with a corpse in his row and thought, "Wow, that has to be worst of all!" (via)